Enjoy the charming humor of the Hello Sweet Cheeks/Seat Yourself Reversible Toiletries Box. This wooden box has a white-washed finish with grey lettering that reads, “seat yourself” and “Hello sweet cheeks”. It measures 4” high by 11.75” wide by 7” deep and looks great displayed anywhere throughout the bathroom, including counters or hanging shelves. Use to store any assortment of bathroom toiletries for an easy and stylish storage accessory.
Keep things light with Funny Bathroom Blocks! Crafted from wood these freestanding blocks have exposed edges for an aged look and are available in three designs. Each bears a painted finish and humorous phrase like, "bath vibes only," "squeeze my bottom," or, "put a lid on it" in a printed typeface. They look great on a shelf or countertop and measure 4" high by 4" wide by .75" deep.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs that are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 4 of each style when available.
White Iron Bathtub Soap Dish is the perfect accessory for your bathroom! This charming iron soap dish is in the shape of a vintage bathtub and has a white finish with a black rim. Place on bathroom counters for a beautiful bathroom accent that looks great with any decor. It measures 2" high by 5.25" wide by 2.5" deep.
Bring the farmhouse to your bathroom with the Sweet Feed Farmhouse Shower Curtain. Distressed black lettering reads, "Sweet Feed" and in accompanied by the image of a cow. The simplicity of this vintage shower curtain, makes this the perfect farmhouse bathroom accessory. The chambray fabric shower curtain measures 72" high by 72" wide by .25" deep and pairs great with metal shower curtain hooks.
Let the Tip Top Feed farmhouse Shower Curtain add a little vintage flare to your bathroom. The Chambray fabric shower curtain features an image of a pig, and distressed black lettering that reads," Tip Top Feed". Make even more of a statement by pairing the shower curtain with farmhouse inspired shower curtain hooks. Measures 72" high by 72" wide by .25" deep.
Hang this chic, humorous metal sign in a guest or master bathroom. It is embossed with the phrase, "Best Seat in the House" in white lettering for a clean black and white design. Includes two sawtooth hangers on the back for easy display, and measures 5" high by 12" wide.
The Hot Bath Sign is the perfect complement to a relaxing hot bath. At just 5" high by 12" wide by .25" deep this sign is an ideal sized accent piece. In striking white letters this retro metal sign reads, "Hot Baths 25 cents. Soap and Towel Extra". Sign comes with 2 sawtooth hangers, and is sure to spruce up any bathroom.
Transform your bathroom into a relaxing oasis with the Soak, Wash and Relax Sign. The simple white background complements the bold black letters that read, "Soak, Wash & Relax", which offers a clean yet sophisticated look. This contemporary metal sign is an elegant statement piece measuring 20" high by 14" wide by .25" deep with one sawtooth hanger.
Bring vintage charm into a master or guest bath with the Iron Bathtub Soap Dish! Featuring an old-school clawfoot bathtub design, this metal soap dish has painted black feet and a black rim to contrast its light gray finish. It is the perfect size for holding bar soap and measures 2" high by 5.5" wide by 2.5" deep.
Lend your kitchen or bathroom a little old school cool with the Enamel Soap Dish with Carrier! Fun and functional, this piece features a galvanized metal base and a removable enamel tray for easy cleaning. Styled after classic wash tub basins, the base has two handles and reads, "soap" in black lettering while the tray boasts ridges to keep bar soap in place. The base measures 1.5" high by 7" wide by 3.5" deep and the tray measures 2" high by 5.5" wide and 3.5" deep.
Toilet Block Sign is crafted from wood and comes in two assorted designs with funny phrases like, "hello, sweet cheeks," or, "nice butt" in bold lettering. Blocks have a painted finish and exposed edges and look great on a shelf or countertop. Measures 3" high by 5.75" wide by .75" deep.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the minimum quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style when available.
Sink Block Sign is sure to keep you and your guests laughing! This painted wood block comes as a set of two designs with humorous phrases like, "seat yourself," or, "wash your hands" in bold type. They have exposed edges and are freestanding for shelf or tabletop display. Measures 3" high by 5.75" wide by .75" deep.
Sink Block Sign is sure to keep you and your guests laughing! This painted wood block comes in two assorted designs with humorous phrases like, "seat yourself," or, "wash your hands" in bold type. It has exposed edges and sits freestanding for shelf or tabletop display. Measures 3" high by 5.75" wide by .75" deep.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style when available.
Give every tissue box a facelift with the For Your Issue Tissue Box! Crafted from painted wood it features a cut-out for removing facial tissues and has a weathered white finish. It reads, "here's a tissue for your issue" in bold black lettering and boasts decorative black filigree underneath. Box is easily kept on entryway or side tables for a fun and functional piece and measures 5.75" high by 5.5" wide by 5.5" deep.
Our set of two Vintage Bathtub Planters scream old school cool! Inspired by antique clawfoot bathtubs, this metal planter set makes a perfect container for herbs and inedible plants. Set them on a covered porch or patio for chic gardening space or use the smaller planter to store rolled washcloths and toiletries. Large planter measures 22.5" wide by 20" high by 8" deep. Small planter measures 13.5" wide by 14.5" high by 6" deep.
The Distressed Galvanized Bistro Trash Bin is made of galvanized metal with a weathered, distressed finish. It opens by its foot pedal and is compatible with plastic liners. It reads, “Le Coq en Pate,” and features an embossed rooster for detail. Place it in an office or bathroom for a cozy feel. Measures 14" high by 10.25" wide by 10.25" deep.
The Geometric Print Signs are a set of 3 different neutral colored patterned signs with wooden frames that make these a great modern accent for any classically farmhouse decor. The first of these designs feature black, charcoal, and beige triangles, the second is comprised of crosses with the same color scheme, and the third, again in the same colors, are diamond shapes. Hang these together or alongside black and white family photos in your living room or office.
This set of three designs on freestanding wooden blocks are printed with humorous phrases that are perfect for a guest bathroom. The phrases read “Flush it, flush it real good,” “Get Naked,” and “So fresh and so clean, clean.” The blocks each measure 3” high by 6” wide by 0.75” deep.
This perfectly shabby chic jewelry holder features 6 hooks for hanging necklaces and bracelets, and a catch-all dish for rings and pins. Made of metal with a slightly rustic patina, this jewelry holder features a small metal bird sitting on top in it's own aesthetic loop. Holder measures 15" high by 8" wide with a 3¾" diameter base. Great for storing hair pins, earrings, and any kind of jewelry!
French country meets American farmhouse with this Metal Trash Bin. This galvanized bin has a foot petal for easy open and close functions for the busy kitchen. Featuring embossed french lettering with an image of a rooster with a flower in its talons, "Le Coq en Pâte", literally translated as, “A rooster in dough,” means feeling cosy and pampered. Measures 17¼" high by 10¾" in diameter with a capacity of approximately 6.5 US gal. (medium size trash bag).
It's good to have a catch-all for your earrings, bracelets, keys, and rings. It's even better if it's pretty. This ceramic trinket tray is perfect for the vanity or dresser top, measuring 4 1/2" in diameter and 3/4" deep.
The Majestic Cattle Shower Curtain is made of greige chambray fabric and would be right at home in your bathroom. It measures 72" square and depicts a cow along with the phrases "Lilac Mill Farms" and "Marvelous feed for majestic cattle."
The Fancy Poultry Shower Curtain is perfect for transforming your shabby chic bathroom to reflect your witty personality. Made of greige chambray fabric, the curtain depicts a rooster and hen, and the phrase "Quality feed for fancy poultry." It measures 72" square and would be great paired with our metal shower curtain hooks.