When the farmhouse turns into the party house, this light grey, cotton dish towel is there to help clean up the spilled drinks. Reading “Mamacita needs a margarita” and featuring an illustration of a margarita, it is a fun addition to any country-inspired kitchen. Measuring 28” high x 20” wide when opened up with a waffle pattern fabric, it is designed to be more absorbent than an untextured towel.

The stylish Cool(ish) Moms Club Tote bag is perfect for busy moms on the go, and makes being a cool mom that much easier. It boasts a deep red color and a sturdy yet lightweight cloth material that reads, “Cool (ish) Moms Club”. The spacious tote measures 14” high by 19.5” wide and is perfect for storing all of your day to day essentials. Style the adorable tote with your favorite jeans and a cute tee for a fun and fashionable outfit. The bag looks great carried over your shoulder with its two durable straps that measure 11.5” high by 1” wide. Bag is proudly printed and designed in Ohio!

Is your dog your bestie? Show them some love with the super adorable Mom's Bestie Dog Bandana. This black bandana reads, "Mom's Bestie" in white lettering with a heart graphic. It measures 9.5" high by 10.25" wide and has a 1.65" collar loop that allows the bandana to fit securely around your dog's collar. It boasts one size that is great for larger breeds including Labs, Pitbulls, and Greyhounds.

Always remember to take life one task at a time with the Nothing Is Under Control Notepad! This mini notepad is easily stored in a pocket or purse and it has 50 sheets and a magnet on its back. The design features a weathered background with the phrase, "Relax...nothing is under control," at the top and looks darling on a whiteboard or fridge. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide. Made in the USA.

Be ready for any crisis with the Problems I Have To Solve Notepad! This mini notepad has 50 sheets and is easily stored in a pocket or purse. It includes a magnet on the back for easy hanging on magnetic surfaces and the design features a weathered background with the phrase, "other people's problems that I have to solve," at the top. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide. Made in the USA.

The Well Shit My Mother Was Right Dish Towel is a bit of cheeky fun for the kitchen. This white dish towel 100% cotton and machine-washable. Towel reads, "well shit...my mother was right about everything" in black text. Towel looks great hanging on cabinet handles or knobs or on the oven handle. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.

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Mom life never ends! The Mom 24:7 Framed sign is made of wood and boasts weathered white paint for a rustic touch. It reads, "thou shalt not try me - Mom 24:7" in black lettering and boasts a sawtooth hanger for easy wall display. It looks great in any room and measures 5.75" high by 7.75" wide.

This wall art reads “housework won’t kill you but why take the chance” in white lettering on a black, textured background with weathered edges that have a rust look. Its humorous phrase brightens the feel of home decor in any room. It measures 10 ⅜” high x 13 ¾” wide x ¼” deep and hangs from two sawtooth hangers.

Families come in every form. Celebrate yours with the Blessed and Blended Framed Sign! It is made of wood with weathered white paint and reads, "this is us - blended and blessed," in black lettering. It boasts a sawtooth hanger for easy wall display and looks darling hung above an entryway console or next to family photos and measures 5.75" high by 7.75" wide.

Never miss a moment with the Baby Milestones Chalkboard. This adorable chalkboard allows you to capture all of your baby's firsts, from number of teeth to favorite foods. The sign reads, “Months old”, “I Can Say”, “I Love To”, “I Like to Go”, “Favorite Foods”, “Inches”, and “Pounds” in white (faux chalk) lettering. The board has two sawtooth hangers that are perfect for wall display. Fill in the board monthly and take a picture of the board with your baby for a beautiful way to create memories that will last forever. Measures 13” high by 11.5” wide by .5” deep (chalk not included with purchase).

Create memories you'll remember forever with the Gradeschool Milestones Chalkboard. This charming chalkboard is perfect for capturing the first day of school, grade, age, favorite color, teacher and aspirations. Fill in the board with your favorite color chalk (not included) and have your adorable grade-schooler hold the sign for a picture every year on the first day of school to watch how they grow. The sign measures 13” high by 11.5” wide by .5” deep and has two keyhole slots for easy wall display throughout the school year.

Easily keep track of everything you want to procrastinate with the Do Not Want To Do Notepad! This mini notepad is easily stored in a pocket or purse and it has 50 sheets and a magnet on its back. It features a weathered background with the phrase, "do not want to do list," at the top and looks darling on a whiteboard or fridge. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide. Made in the USA.

Add a little humor to your wine accessories with the Dinner Is Poured Beaded Wine Tag assortment. These round, wooden wine tags have jute hangers with wooden beads and feature three funny wine-themed phrases burnt into the natural wood. One tag reads "Dinner is poured" another reads "Wine not?" and the third reads "Mommy's special juice." These tags have a blank back where you can add a personal message and use as a gift tag. Or display as ornaments on wine bottles, cork holders, hooks, or pegs. Tags measure 3.5" high and 3" wide.

The Distressed Mom's Kitchen Cutting Board Ornament makes a cute addition to farmhouse kitchen decor. This wooden ornament has a white finish with distressed edges and reads "Mom's Kitchen" in black script and text. The word "mom's" is dimensional for a little added depth and the ornament is topped with a jute hanger. This little cutting board looks lovely with other black and white farmhouse decor and can be displayed on hooks, pegs or knobs. Or display sitting on it's side on counter tops or shelves. Measures 3.5" high by 8.25" wide with a .5" depth.

Bring a little snarky humor to the farmhouse with the Sleep Like a Baby Square Block, 2/Set. These white wooden block signs measure 4" square with a .75" depth and can be displayed freestanding or hanging via the keyhole hanger in back. One block states ‘I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband.’ and has light distressing on the edges and background. The other block has a faint chevron pattern and reads ‘I do not have resting bitch face. It’s just Mom bitch face. There’s no resting going on here.’ These blocks have a simple style and add a little salt to displays of varying colors and styles.

Embrace the craziness of motherhood with the Weird Mom Square Block set. These humorous blocks are solid wood with a distressed white background and simple black text. One reads ‘Having a weird Mom builds character’ and the other states ‘I only let Crazy Mom out once in a while - Just enough to let the kids know she exists.’ The blocks measure 4" square with a .75" depth and can be displayed freestanding or hanging using the keyhole hanger on the back. These blocks make a great addition to playful family displays or Mother’s Day displays.

Home is where the pets are, and the Drink Coffee, Pet Cat Square Block assortment reflects this sentiment in a simple and lovely way. These 4" square, .75" deep wood blocks have a distressed white finish with phrases about pets in black text and script. One reads ‘wake up. drink coffee. pet cat. repeat.’ Another states ‘Cat mother Wine lover’ and is accented with two black paw prints. The third reads ‘Home sweet home’ with the O’s replaced with black paw prints. These blocks can be displayed freestanding but also have a keyhole hanger for easy hanging. Add these blocks to a pet-inspired display or pair with coffee or wine decor for a fun setting.

Furry family members are just as important in the farmhouse as all others, and the Dog Mother Square Block reflects this sentiment! These wooden block signs have a distressed white background with cute, dog-inspired phrases. One reads ‘Dog Mother Wine Lover’ in black script and text with accenting black paw prints. Another reads ‘Wake up. Drink Coffee. Hug Dog. Repeat.’ in black text. And the third simply states ‘Home sweet home’ in black script and text with black paw print “O’s.” These darling signs can be added to table and shelf displays or hanging displays using the keyhole hanger on the back. Signs measure 4" square with a .75" depth.

Bring Jesus to the forefront of the farmhouse with the Cool Moms Love Jesus Mini Stick set. These inspiring mini sticks sport black text and script on white, distressed backgrounds They measure 1" high by 6" wide by .5" deep and are made of wood. One block suggests ‘Drink Coffee & Praise Jesus’ while another proclaims ‘Cool Moms Love Jesus.’ The third block declares ‘Jesus is my Jam.’ These sticks look great with larger faith-based signs and gray pampas grass accents.

Give thanks for the gift of motherhood with the Thankful Mama T-shirt. This warm heather brown tee is a soft poly-cotton blend with cream script reading ‘Thankful Mama.’ It comes in five unisex sizes (see L146XXL for size XXL) and was designed and printed in Ohio! This simple but lovely tee is a sweet way to show your love of family or makes a wonderful gift for any mother in your life!

Give thanks for the gift of motherhood with the Thankful Mama T-shirt. This warm heather brown tee is a soft poly-cotton blend with cream script reading ‘Thankful Mama.’ It comes in five unisex sizes (see L146 for sizes S-XL) and was designed and printed in Ohio! This simple but lovely tee is a sweet way to show your love of family or makes a wonderful gift for any mother in your life!