Its important to know when to walk away... the Sometimes You Just Gotta Say Cluck It Distressed Metal Sign embodies this wisdom with a little humor and farmhouse flair. This metal sign with distressed edges depicts a colorful watercolor-style rooster in shades of red, orange, yellow, black and blue. The rooster is framed by the phrase "Sometimes you just gotta say Cluck it and walk away" in black text and script. This fun sign looks great hanging or leaning on counter tops or shelves in the kitchen. Measures 13.75" high by 10.5" wide by .1" deep and includes two sawtooth hangers.
Add a little humor to household chores with the Drop Your Pants Here Laundry Metal Sign. This metal sign has a white background with black wording and embellishments. It reads, "Drop your pants here" in script and "Wash • Dry • Fold • Repeat" in text. The scalloping sign edges are framed in black and the text is enhanced with small filigree accents. This sign makes a perfect addition above laundry baskets or anywhere in the laundry room. Measures 9" high by 24" wide with a .25" depth.
Bring a little holiday dining wisdom to the table with the Add Gravy Block Sign. This simple wooden sign features an orange background with distressed edges and the phrase" When in doubt just add gravy" in white text. The sign has a keyhole hanger for easy hanging. It can also be displayed sitting or leaning and makes a fun addition to tiered trays or Thanksgiving centerpieces. Measures 4.5" high by 4" wide with a .5 inch depth.
Show gratitude with a little humor this holiday season with the Gobble Til You Wobble Block Sign. This sign comes in orange with distressed edges and reads " Gobble Til You Wobble" in white text. It has a keyhole hanger for easy hanging or can be displayed sitting or leaning. The colors look great with autumn foliage and florals for a fun display. Measures 4" high by 3" wide with a .5" depth.
Lay it on the 'lime' every day with the If You're Gonna Be Salty Bring Tequila T-Shirt. This funny tee has a soft, cotton blend fabric in heather dark gray with white text and design. It reads 'If you're gonna be Salty at least bring Tequila.' The text is embellished with lines, spirals, dotted lines and a dusting of small dots reminiscent of scattered salt. The shirt is available in five unisex sizes; S-XXL (see L96XXL for size XXL). This tee is designed and printed in Ohio! Add a little humor to your club attire or everyday outfits with this fun, comfortable tee.
Lay it on the 'lime' every day with the If You're Gonna Be Salty Bring Tequila T-Shirt. This funny tee has a soft, cotton blend fabric in heather dark gray with white text and design. It reads 'If you're gonna be Salty at least bring Tequila.' The text is embellished with lines, spirals, dotted lines and a dusting of small dots reminiscent of scattered salt. The shirt is available in five unisex sizes; S-XXL (see L96 for sizes S-XL). This tee is designed and printed in Ohio! Add a little humor to your club attire or everyday outfits with this fun, comfortable tee.
Bring a little holiday cheer to gatherings with the Wine & Cookies Gift Tags, 3/Set. This set of three wooden ornaments features a natural finish and wine bottle cutout shape. One ornament reads ‘Will wrap for wine’ while another states ‘Let’s drink wine & bake Christmas cookies.” The third states ‘Leftovers and corks are for quitters.’ The ornaments are topped with jute hangers for easy hanging on the tree, with wine glasses or around the neck of a bottle of wine. Ornaments measure 5-5.25" high by 2-2.25" wide.
“Mamacita Needs a Margarita,” says this sassy, heather-blue graphic tee. Is a polyester-cotton blend makes this shirt an ultra-soft addition to your casual wardrobe. This style is available in five unisex sizes (See L108XXL for size XXL). Our t-shirts are designed and printed in Ohio, USA.
“Mamacita Needs a Margarita,” says this sassy, heather-blue graphic tee. Is a polyester-cotton blend makes this shirt an ultra-soft addition to your casual wardrobe. This style is available in five unisex sizes (See L108 for size S-XL). Our t-shirts are designed and printed in Ohio, USA.
Coffee lovers will love the fun and functional Coffee Definition Dish Towel. This white cotton towel measures 28" square and has a hanging loop in one corner on the reverse side. It reads ‘Coffee (noun) Sanity in a cup, the smell of heaven.’ in black text. Hang this towel near the coffee maker to clean up small spills or as a decorative piece.
Bring a little tongue in cheek humor to the kitchen with the Family Definition Dish Towel. This white cotton dish towel measures 28" square and has simple black text reading ‘Family (noun) People that you sometimes talk to when your phone dies.’ It has a hanging loop in one corner on the reverse side and looks great hanging on the oven, on towel racks, or on drawer pulls.
Celebrate fun times in the farmhouse kitchen with the Kitchen Definition Dish Towel. This smooth white cotton dish towel has simple black lettering and a hanging loop on the reverse side. It reads ‘Kitchen (noun) A place we dance and act silly.’ This towel looks lovely hanging over oven handles or on cabinet pulls. Measures 28" square.
Remember the joys of home with the Home Definition Dish Towel. This soft, white cotton dish towel reads ‘Home (noun)’ in simple black text with an underline and is followed by the definition ‘A place where you relax and accept the crazy.’ This towel looks great hanging on hooks or drawer pulls and measures 28" square. It includes a hanging loop in one corner on the reverse side.
Bring a little humor to the kitchen or dining room with the Wangry Definition Dish Towel. This smooth white towel is made of cotton and has a hanging loop in one corner for easy drying. It reads ‘Wangry (adjective)’ in black text with the following definition below ‘Extreme moodiness due to lack of wine.’ It makes a fun gift for wine lovers and looks great hanging over handles or hooks. Measures 28" square.
Give unmatched socks a second chance with the Lonely Socks Seeking Mates Shiplap Clip Sign. This fun, laundry room sign has a white shiplap design with a jute hanger for easy hanging. The sign reads ‘Lonely Socks Seeking Mates’ in black text and script. Five wooden clothespins are attached at the bottom of the sign for quick clipping of socks. Sign measures 5.5” high by 11.5” wide by .5” deep.
Add a little humor to your wine accessories with the Dinner Is Poured Beaded Wine Tag assortment. These round, wooden wine tags have jute hangers with wooden beads and feature three funny wine-themed phrases burnt into the natural wood. One tag reads "Dinner is poured" another reads "Wine not?" and the third reads "Mommy's special juice." These tags have a blank back where you can add a personal message and use as a gift tag. Or display as ornaments on wine bottles, cork holders, hooks, or pegs. Tags measure 3.5" high and 3" wide.
Bring a wicked smile to faces this Halloween with the Resting Witch Face Tee. This fun shirt with its wicked pun comes in a lovely heather maroon color with a black design reading ‘Resting Witch Face.’ The word ‘witch’ is stylized and the design is topped with a witch hat graphic. This tee comes in five unisex sizes (S-XXL; see L120XXL for size XXL) and was designed and printed in Ohio. This tee looks great on its own or paired with a jacket or long cardigan and jeans.
Bring a farmhouse favorite to the bathroom with the Big John's Toilet Paper Co. Framed Sign. This playful sign features a watercolor-styled blue farm truck with an oversized roll of toilet paper in the bed of the truck. The top of the sign reads ‘Big John’s Toilet Paper Co. Est. 1902' in black text. Below the truck is the message 'Specializing in Speedy Delivery - One Hour or Less!' The design appears on a white background with a natural, medium-brown wood frame. It measures 9.75" square and has a sawtooth hanger for easy hanging. This sign will look great on bathroom walls or sitting on bathroom shelves.
The They See Me Rollin Pickup Truck Framed Sign will bring humor along with a farmhouse classic to the bathroom. This funny sign has a natural wood frame and white background depicting a watercolor-style pickup truck in deep blue. In the bed is an oversized roll of toilet paper and the sign reads ‘they see me rollin’’ in black text. The sign measures 6.75" high by 8.5" wide with a .75" depth and can be displayed sitting or hanging from the sawtooth hanger on the back.
Bring a little light-hearted humor to the farmhouse bathroom with the It's Always a Full Moon in Here Framed Sign. This sign features gray text and script reading ‘it’s always a full moon in here’ over a subtle depiction of a full moon on a white background. It is framed in natural wood and has a sawtooth hanger on the back. This 6.75" square sign makes a perfect addition to bathroom walls or can be displayed sitting on its frame.
Bring a little beauty and melody to the farmhouse bathroom with the This Shower Is For Singing Framed Sign. This fun bathroom sign has a natural wood frame and reads ‘this shower is for singing’ in gray script and text. It features an array of watercolor-style bubbles in subtle shades of blue, teal and gray. Display this 6.75" square sign hanging on the bathroom wall via the sawtooth hanger or sitting on its frame on shelves or countertops.
For those who need their coffee super-sized, the I Like Big Mugs Layered Block is the perfect fit. This sturdy solid wooden block sign has a dimensional coffee mug in white on a gray background and reads ‘I like Big Mugs and I cannot lie.’ The background has a light splattering of black and white paint and the edges of the block are black with light distressing. This freestanding block looks great next to the coffee maker, mug holders or with other coffee themed decor. It measures 6" square with a .75" depth.
The I Like My Coffee Hot Layered Block will be one of the hottest items in the farmhouse kitchen… along with the coffee and the man of the house! This 6" square solid wooden block depicts a dimensional white coffee mug filled with black coffee. In a mix of script and text it reads ‘I like my Coffee Hot (like my husband).’ The background is gray with a light splatter of white and black paint and the edges are lightly distressed. This makes a great addition to the kitchen and looks lovely with other black and white themed decor.
Add a little sweetness to the farmhouse kitchen with the Pour Some Sugar On Me Layered Block. This cute block features a sturdy solid wood construction with a wooden cutout of a coffee cup in white. The cup is filled with black coffee and has black text and script reading ‘Pour some Sugar on me.’ The block is gray with a light splatter of black and white paint and has light distressing on the edges. Pair this block with other coffee decor and black and white bead garlands for a quick and lovely display! Measures 4" high by 6" wide with .75" deep.
The I Like Big Mugs Chunky Coffee Cup Sitter will be a big hit in the farmhouse kitchen. This chunky sitter features a mug cutout design in white with raw edges. The mug is filled with black coffee and features black text reading ‘I like Big Mugs and I cannot lie.’ This sitter looks great on tiered trays with other coffee decor or sitting next to the coffee maker in the farmhouse kitchen. Measures 4.5" high by 5" wide with a 1" depth.
Bring a little humor and warmth to the the farmhouse with the I Like My Coffee Hot Chunky Coffee Cup Sitter. This sturdy chunky sitter is shaped like a tall coffee cup in white with raw edges. It has black coffee at the top and a mix of black text and script. It reads ‘I like my Coffee Hot (like my husband).' Pair this sitter with black and white buffalo check decor or black and white bead garlands for an instant hit! Measures 5" high by 5" wide with a 1" depth.
Kitchen and coffee displays will be a little sweeter with the Pour Some Sugar On Me Chunky Coffee Cup Sitter. This sitter is sturdy at a 1" thickness and depicts a white coffee cup with black coffee. It reads ’Pour some Sugar on me’ in black script and text. This sitter looks lovely on shelves or countertops in the kitchen or on tiered trays with other coffee decor. Measures 3.25" high by 5" wide.
Remind others of the absolute importance of coffee with the Coffee For My Sanity Black & White Block. Featuring distressed white text and design on a black background, this solid wood block has distressed edges and a keyhole hanger on the back. It humorously states ‘Coffee - for my sanity - and your safety.’ A white coffee cup accents the phrase at the bottom of the sign. This block will add a little humor to trays or tabletop coffee displays and measures 6" high by 4.5" wide with a .75" depth.
If you consider Thanksgiving dinner a challenge, the Leftovers Are For Quitters tee is for you! This funny tee comes in sport gray and has bold black letters with light distressing that read ‘Leftovers Are For Quitters.’ It comes in unisex sizes S-XXL (see L124XXL for size XXL) and is 100% cotton for a comfortable fit even after the big meal! Designed and printed in Ohio, this tee is made for Thanksgiving but is great for any holiday, event, or get-together with an abundance of food. Pair with stretchy yoga pants or leggings for extra comfort or with jeans for a traditional, casual outfit.
If you consider Thanksgiving dinner a challenge, the Leftovers Are For Quitters tee is for you! This funny tee comes in sport gray and has bold black letters with light distressing that read ‘Leftovers Are For Quitters.’ It comes in unisex sizes S-XXL (see L124 for sizes S-XL) and is 100% cotton for a comfortable fit even after the big meal! Designed and printed in Ohio, this tee is made for Thanksgiving but is great for any holiday, event, or get-together with an abundance of food. Pair with stretchy yoga pants or leggings for extra comfort or with jeans for a traditional, casual outfit.
Wear your naughty-list status like a badge of honor with the I'm On Santa's Naughty List tee. This fun tee sports red text and script reading ‘I’m on Santa’s Naught list and I regret Nothing.’ It comes in unisex sizes S-XXL (see L128XXL for XXL) and is made of a soft poly-cotton blend. Designed and printed in Ohio, this playful tee looks great on its own or with arm-warmers or worn over a long-sleeved shirt for a cute and cozy outfit!
Bring a bit of humor to the farmhouse kitchen with the When I Bought These Vegetables Dish Towel. This white cotton towel pokes fun at failed attempts at healthy eating with the phrase ‘I wish I was the person I thought I’d be when I bought all these vegetables.’ Line drawings of various veggies frame the phrase at the top and bottom and the black lettering is embellished with small white accents. The towel measures 28" square and makes a fun addition to kitchen themed displays.
Saucy and straight to the point, the No Bitchin' In My Kitchen Dish Towel is a humorous addition to the farmhouse kitchen. This 28" square white cotton towel has a simplistic design with black text and script reading ’No bitchin’ in my kitchen.’ It is machine washable and has a white corner hanger on the reverse side. It looks great on hooks, handles and knobs and reminds everyone who is in charge in the kitchen!
Taco Tuesday can be every day with the We Will Serve Tacos Dish Towel. This fun, crisp white cotton towel reads ‘As for me and my house we will serve tacos’ in black script and text. It measures 28" square and has a corner hanger on the reserve side. This playful towel will bring smiles to the kitchen when hanging on hooks, handles, tray displays and more!
Stop those who might meddle in the farmhouse kitchen with the Your Opinion Dish Towel. This crisp white cotton towel reads ‘Your opinion isn’t part of the recipe’ in black script and text. This cheeky 28" square towel has a corner hanger and makes a great addition to oven doors or hooks.
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If the way to your heart is through your stomach, the I Followed My Heart Dish Towel is for you. This 28" square dish towel is made of simple white cotton fabric with black text and script reading ‘I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.’ The phrase is accented with a cute heart detail at the bottom. This towel is machine washable and has a corner hanger on the reverse side. This towel will look great in kitchen displays and is perfect hanging on refrigerator handles.
Bring the blessing of humor to the farmhouse kitchen with the Blessed Are Those Who Do Dishes Dish Towel. This simple kitchen towel is 28" square and has black text and script reading ‘Blessed are those who do their own dishes.’ The towel is crisp white cotton and machine washable for easy care. Hang this towel over the kitchen sink for a subtle reminder that those who clean up after themselves are truly blessed.
Bring a little down-home charm to the kitchen with the Kiss My Biscuits Dish Towel. This towel is made of machine-washable crisp cotton fabric in white with script text reading ‘Kiss my Biscuits’ in black. This towel looks great among traditional black and white farmhouse decor and is versatile enough to fit with a variety of decor styles.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice, that’s what the Pumpkin Pie Mini Stick assortment is made of. These cute wooden blocks feature fun, watercolor style illustrations and humorous phrases in script and text. One reads ‘who loves ya baby? Pumpkin Pie.’ Another states ‘I love you more than Pumpkin Anything.’ The third reads ‘eat like no one is watching - Thanksgiving.’ Each block has an illustration of pumpkin pie and a white background with lightly distressed edges. These sticks make easy additions to shelves, trays and tabletops. They look lovely with Fall florals, pumpkins and candles. Blocks measure 1" high by 6" wide with a .5" depth.
Laundry is a little more fun with the humorous Drop Your Pants Here Block assortment. These simple, fun blocks have a white background with distressed black text and designs. One reads 'Life is too short to fold the fitted sheet' in text and script with a simple line frame. Another block reads 'Drop your pants here' in black text with a line drawing of a clothespin. The third block reads ' Enjoy clean clothes - Wash & Dry - Them all yourself." These blocks will bring smiles in the laundry room, even if the laundry doesn't! Blocks have a .75" depth and otherwise measure 6" by 4" and vary in orientation.
Have a little fun with bathroom decor with the It Doesn't Flush Itself Shiplap Square Block assortment. These wooden shiplap style signs feature humorous phrases in black text and script. One reads ‘Hope everything comes out Okay.’ Another reads ‘Don’t be gross wash your hands.’ And the third reads ‘It doesn’t flush itself.’ These signs look great hanging or sitting on countertops or shelves. Signs measure 4" square by .5" deep and have a keyhole hanger.
Even the laundry room can have a little style and fun with the Wash & Dry Square Block set. These 4" square wooden blocks have a white finish with distressed edges. One block reads, "Wash and Dry" in distressed, black script. The other depicts an outline of a clothespin and reads "Drop your pants here" in black text. These .75" deep blocks can be displayed sitting on their edge or hanging from their keyhole style hanger.
Add a little flair to the farmhouse laundry room with the Laundry Today Block set. These simple but fun wooden blocks have a white background with lightly distressed edges. They feature a black clothespin graphic with bold black text. One reads "Laundry today or naked tomorrow" and the other reads "Wash Dry Fold Repeat." The blocks have a keyhole hanger for easy hanging and can also be displayed freestanding. They measure 4" square with a .75" depth.
Bring a little humor to holiday feasting this Thanksgiving with the Friendsgiving Square Block set. These 4" square blocks have a white background with lightly distressed edges and text in charcoal and burnt orange. Each has a funny saying or observation about the holiday with tan accent image. One depicts two tan paw prints and reads ‘Happy dog-gone Thanksgiving all guests must be approved by the dog.’ Another features a checklist design and reads ‘Friendsgiving - gather - drink - get stuffed’ with prepared turkey and vines accenting the bottom. The third reads ‘My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is when we all pass out and stop talking to each other.’ This block has a cute turkey with a fantail at the bottom. Add one of these blocks to each table setting for the big meal to give everyone a chuckle!
Make a playful, last-minute appeal to Santa with the Dear Santa, I've Been Very Good Box Sign. This cheeky wooden sign measures 7" high by 6" wide with a 1.5" depth and has a red finish with distressed edges. It reads ‘dear Santa, I’ve been very good for the last week or so - Lets focus on that.’ The text is bold white and the word ‘dear’ is a creamy-colored wooden cutout in script. This sign looks great on the mantel or next to cookie displays. Or it makes a funny gift for those highly-spirited friends or family members!
The Blitzened Tag Ornament assortment will keep spirits high for adult merry-makers this holiday season. These wooden tags feature shiplap-style backgrounds in white red or gray topped with fun Santa hats. Each tag has a humorous drink-inspired phrase like "Dancing & Prancing 'Til I Get Blitzened," or "Eat Drink and Be Drunky." The last tag reads "Santa has his Helpers I Have Wine" and is accented with little candy cane graphics. Each is topped with a jute hanger that is perfect for hanging on the Christmas tree or from holiday gifts. The blank wooden back allows for the addition of personal messages. Tag ornaments measure 3.75" high by 2.25" wide and just under a .25" depth.
Sporting a little tart humor, the It's Bosses Day Square Block assortment offers a unique take the dog-lover’s life. These block signs measure 4" square with a .75" depth and have very subtle patterns on white background with distressed edges. One has a faint checked background and reads ‘Apparently it’s Boss’s Day. Am I supposed to get my dog a present or what?’ The other has a pale chevron design and states ‘When your kids are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.’ The blocks have a keyhole hanger and can be displayed freestanding. They make quick, easy additions to wall collages or tiered trays and mix well with an array of colors and styles.
Bring a little snarky humor to the farmhouse with the Just Bless This Mess Block assortment. These white, solid wood blocks have lightly distressed edges and a keyhole hanger on the back. One block reads ‘Just bless this mess because I give up.’ in black distressed text. The other reads ‘Eat like no one is watching…or dance, whatever.’ in black text on a subtle, aged zig zag pattern. These blocks add a little fun and humor to tiered trays or hanging among other signs in a wall display. Signs measure 4" square with a .75" depth.
Bring a little class and sass to farmhouse displays with the All My Pants Are Sassy Square Block assortment. These simply designed block signs have black text on white backgrounds with distressed edges. One reads ‘All my pants are sassy.’ The other has a very subtle spiral pattern in the background and reads ‘I’m a real sweetheart and a smart ass. (It’s a package deal).’ These blocks can be displayed freestanding or hanging using the keyhole hanger on the back. They measure 4" square with a .75" depth. Tuck one or two of these blocks onto a tiered tray with beads, greenery and candles for an easy and funny everyday display.
Bring a little humor to the farmhouse and life’s crazy moments with the Fun Hot Mess Square Block assortment. These 4" square by .75" deep wooden blocks have a distressed white background with very subtle patterns and simple black text. One has a light chevron pattern and reads ‘At least I’m a fun hot mess.’ The other has a pale spiral pattern and reads ‘I just asked myself if I’m crazy and we all said no.’ Display freestanding or hanging via the keyhole hanger on the back. These blocks make a great addition to office decor and mix well with a variety of styles and colors.
Bring a touch of humor and drama to everyday farmhouse displays with the Apparently I'm Dramatic Square Block assortment. These funny blocks are solid wood with distressed edges and have very subtle patterns on a white background. One reads ‘Apparently I’m dramatic.’ in black script with hints of a filigree style design. The other has a light chevron pattern and reads ‘I can’t believe they trust me to adult.’ in black script. The blocks measure 4" square by .75" deep and can be displayed freestanding or hanging via the keyhole hanger on the back. These blocks mesh well with black and white farmhouse decor or a variety of other styles and colors.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style when available.