I Won't Give Up But I May Cuss The Entire Time Dish Towel

Tell visitors they just missed it with the My House Was Clean Last Week Sorry You Missed It Dish Towel. This white towel sports a few spiral embellishments with the phrase "my house was clean last week... sorry you missed it" in black, distressed text. It is 100% cotton and machine-washable for easy cleaning. Clean with this towel... or don't! It also looks great hanging on hooks, towel bars and handles. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.

Add a little humor to those monotonous chores with the Blessed Are Those That Do My Dishes Dish Towel. This white towel reads, "blessed are those that do my dishes" in black distressed text with a simple, scrolling design below. The towel is 100% cotton and machine-washable for easy cleaning. Hang this towel on hooks, cabinet doors, or towel bars near the kitchen sink to remind others that their dish-washing help is always appreciated. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.

The You Can't Buy Happiness Dish Towel offers some old wisdom with a funny twist. This white cotton dish towel reads, "You can't buy happiness -- but you can buy pizza and that's kind of the same thing" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and is perfect for cleaning up after pizza night. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.

I Save My Carbs For Wine Dish Towel is a fun and cheeky dish towel that will look great hanging next to wine glasses or a wine rack. This white, 100% cotton, dish towel reads, "I save my carbs for wine - it's called 'priorities'" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and also looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.