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Baby, it's cold outside, but the It's So Damn Cold I Just Farted Snowflakes Notepad will make it a little better with its witty humor and festive design. The mini notepad has a red and black buffalo check pattern with the image of a snowman in a cozy polka dot scarf and classic black top hat. It reads, "It's so damn cold outside I just farted snowflakes" in black lettering. This adorable holiday accessory has 50 lined pages and features a magnetic strip that is perfect for hanging on refrigerators all season long. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide and is made in America.

Kick back after a hard day and relax in the Ain't Nothing T-Shirt. This comfortable, stylish tee comes in soft cotton blend fabric in heather graphite with a black design. The tee reads 'Ain't Nothing That a Cold Beer Can't Fix' in distressed black text with simple accents. The shirt is available in five unisex sizes; S-XXL (see L91XXL for size XXL). This tee is designed and printed in Ohio! This design is great for beer enthusiasts of all kinds and makes a great gift!

Create a vintage vibe with the Sunflower Yellow Old Town Scale Clock. This battery operated clock boasts the shape of an old school kitchen scale with a sunflower yellow finish and light distressing that gives it that farmhouse feel. The clock makes a great kitchen accessory and can easily be placed on tables, counters, or shelves. It measures 6.75" high by 5.5" wide by 5" deep and requires one AA battery for use (not included with purchase).

When the weather turns cold, it's time for hot chocolate according to our Warm Hearts Hot Cocoa Pallet Easel Sign. Featuring a red mug full of hot chocolate, whipped cream with cinnamon and peppermint sticks, the sign announces 'Warm hearts, cold days, hot cocoa'. The sign has a distressed finish and edges over a slat wood surface and has an easel stand for displaying. Measures 8" high by 6" wide by .35" deep.