This gray cotton dish towel brings a touch of humor to the kitchen. It measures 28” long x 20” wide, and is embroidered with black and white stripes below the phrase “whip it whip it good” and an illustration of two crossed whisks.
Measuring 28” long x 20” wide, this gray cotton towel brings humor to kitchen decor. It is embroidered with black and white stripes below text which reads “Mind your biscuits and all will be gravy”.
This gray cotton towel is embroidered with black and white stripes below text which reads “I got 99 problems but a dish ain’t one” and an illustration of a dish with a fork and knife. It measures 28” long x 20” wide and is a great way to bring humor to the kitchen.
This gray cotton dish towel is embroidered with black and white stripes below the phrase “rise & shine mother cluckers” and an illustration of a rooster. This towel measures 28” long x 20” wide, and is a great way to add humor to kitchen decor.
This wall art reads “housework won’t kill you but why take the chance” in white lettering on a black, textured background with weathered edges that have a rust look. Its humorous phrase brightens the feel of home decor in any room. It measures 10 ⅜” high x 13 ¾” wide x ¼” deep and hangs from two sawtooth hangers.
This set of three designs on freestanding wooden blocks are printed with humorous phrases that are perfect for a guest bathroom. The phrases read “Flush it, flush it real good,” “Get Naked,” and “So fresh and so clean, clean.” The blocks each measure 3” high by 6” wide by 0.75” deep.
Keep things light with Funny Bathroom Blocks! Crafted from wood these freestanding blocks have exposed edges for an aged look and are available in three designs. Each bears a painted finish and humorous phrase like, "bath vibes only," "squeeze my bottom," or, "put a lid on it" in a printed typeface. They look great on a shelf or countertop and measure 4" high by 4" wide by .75" deep.
Enjoy the charming humor of the Hello Sweet Cheeks/Seat Yourself Reversible Toiletries Box. This wooden box has a white-washed finish with grey lettering that reads, “seat yourself” and “Hello sweet cheeks”. It measures 4” high by 11.75” wide by 7” deep and looks great displayed anywhere throughout the bathroom, including counters or hanging shelves. Use to store any assortment of bathroom toiletries for an easy and stylish storage accessory.
Make handwashing a priority with the light-hearted message of the Wash Your Hands Dishtowel. This cotton blend dishtowel is soft to the touch and super absorbent, making it perfect for cleaning up everyday spills and messes all over the kitchen. It is a dark gray color with gray tassel accents, and reads, “Wash Your Hands” in white lettering. Measures 28” high by 16” wide and is machine washable.
Remembering to wash your hands is easy with the If You're Dirty and You Know It Dishtowel. This humorous cotton blend dish towel has a dark gray color with knotted gray tassel details. It reads, “If You’re Dirty and you know it Wash Your Hands” in white lettering. Use the machine washable and super absorbent towel to clean up spills and everyday messes or just to add a little decorative fun to your kitchen. Measures 28” high by 16” wide.
These freestanding wood blocks are engraved with funny quotes that can be displayed in your kitchen or given as a gift. One block reads "I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people." The second block reads "According to this box of mac and cheese I'm a family of four." They measure 4" square and 1.5" thick.
Add a little humor to those monotonous chores with the Blessed Are Those That Do My Dishes Dish Towel. This white towel reads, "blessed are those that do my dishes" in black distressed text with a simple, scrolling design below. The towel is 100% cotton and machine-washable for easy cleaning. Hang this towel on hooks, cabinet doors, or towel bars near the kitchen sink to remind others that their dish-washing help is always appreciated. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Add some humor to the morning coffee routine with the No Talkie Before Coffee Distressed Metal Sign. The sign features a distressed black background with aged, white wording. It states "No Talkie Before Coffee" in a mix of text and script. This prominent sign will remind family and guests that coffee comes first, then the day can start. Display hanging or leaning with other coffee décor or other black and white items. Sign measures 11.5" square by .5" deep.
The playfulness of the I Like My Coffee Hot Distressed Metal Sign will be a fun addition to kitchen and dining décor. This metal sign is white with distressed edges. It reads "I like my Coffee Hot (Just Like My Husband)" in raised, black text and script. There is a small image of a coffee cup with steam rising from it it above the word coffee. This sign will fit perfectly with other coffee décor or with kitchen and dining displays. Measures 7" high by 14" wide by .5" deep.
The Homemade with Love Dish towel will add a little humor to the kitchen and dining room. This white towel features distressed black text and reads, "homemade with love ... (in other words I licked the spoon and kept using it." The 100% cotton towel is machine-washable for easy cleaning. This towel is usable and also looks great displayed on hooks, towel bars, or cabinet handles. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Get a little cheeky with the Don't Worry Dishes Nobody's Doing Me Either Dish Towel. This comical cotton dish towel that reads, "don't worry dishes, nobody's doing me either" in black text on bright white cotton fabric. Towel is machine-washable for easy upkeep and it looks great hung on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The funny Exercise Makes You Look Better Naked Dish Towel reads, "exercise makes you look better naked ... so does wine. your choice." in black text. This bright white cotton towel is machine-washable for easy cleaning. It looks great hung on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The Dishes Are Looking At Me Dirty Again Dish Towel is a fun and playful addition to the kitchen. This white cotton dish towel reads, "the dishes are looking at me dirty again" in black text. The towel is machine-washable for easy upkeep and looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Relax and let your digital assistant do the work with the Alexa Pour Some Wine Dish Towel. This humorous towel is made from 100% cotton and reads, "Alexa pour me some wine" in black text. Towel is machine-washable and it looks great displayed on a hook or towel bar, especially near wine glasses or a wine rack. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Celebrate your love of wine with the Mama Needs Some Wine Dish Towel. This white towel is made from 100% cotton and reads, "mama needs some wine" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy cleaning. Towel looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven and it measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza Dish Towel is a lovely balance of humorous and encouraging. This 100% cotton towel reads, "if cauliflower can be pizza you can be anything" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy cleaning. It looks great hanging in the kitchen and makes a fun housewarming gift. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The You Can't Buy Happiness Dish Towel offers some old wisdom with a funny twist. This white cotton dish towel reads, "You can't buy happiness -- but you can buy pizza and that's kind of the same thing" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and is perfect for cleaning up after pizza night. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
I Save My Carbs For Wine Dish Towel is a fun and cheeky dish towel that will look great hanging next to wine glasses or a wine rack. This white, 100% cotton, dish towel reads, "I save my carbs for wine - it's called 'priorities'" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and also looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Remember to live every day to the fullest with the Live Everyday Like It's Taco Tuesday Dish Towel. This 100% cotton towel features a clean white color and black lettering that reads, "live every day like it's taco Tuesday." This towel looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. It is machine-washable and measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Seek out a little spirited down-time with the You Cook I Drink Wine Dish Towel. It reads, "you cook. I drink wine. #teamwork" in faded black lettering on a white, 100% cotton towel. It is machine-washable for easy maintenance and it looks great hanging on hooks or over the counter edge or cabinet doors. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Many wonderful things await you at home... but somedays it’s the wine that gets the focus! The Home Is Where The Wine Is Waiting Dish Towel is a humorous, wine-themed towel made from 100% cotton. The towel reads, "home is where the wine is waiting" in black text on a white background. It is machine-washable for easy cleaning and looks great hanging next to wine bottles, racks or glasses. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Does it look like a small tornado swept through your home? Let visitors know what's happening with the A Tiny Tornado Lives Here Dish Towel. This comical dish towel is bright white with black lettering. The towel is 100% cotton, reads, "a tiny tornado lives here." It is machine washable making it great for kitchen use and it looks great hanging on oven handles, hooks and more. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Wish others well with the humorous May Your Coffee Kick In Before Reality Does Dish Towel. This crisp white dish towel is 100% cotton and machine-washable for easy upkeep. Towel reads, "may your coffee kick in before reality does" in black text. Display this towel in kitchen or dining settings or next to the coffee maker in the office. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Reject the normal and mundane with the This Normal You Speak Of Doesn't Sound Fun Dish Towel. It is made from 100% cotton and reads, "this normal you speak of doesn't sound fun at all" in black text. This white, machine-washable towel makes a great, funny gift for friends and family and looks great hanging in kitchens and dining areas. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Keep yourself in check with the I'm Starting To Get On My Own Nerves Dish Towel. This funny, 100% cotton towel features a crisp white color and black text that reads, "I'm starting to get on my own nerves." It is machine-washable for easy maintenance and it looks great hanging from oven and cabinet handles in the kitchen. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Own every little detail about yourself with the Being Crazy And Moody Is All Part Of My Mystique Dish Towel. This funny towel reads, "being crazy and moody is all part of my mystique" in black text over a crisp white finish. Towel is 100% cotton and machine-washable. Add a little humor to the kitchen or dining room with this fun towel. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Add some humor to the kitchen with the I Wish One Of My Personalities Liked To Clean Dish Towel. This white, 100% cotton towel reads, "I Wish One Of My Personalities Liked To Clean" in black text. It is machine washable for easy maintenance and makes a great addition to hooks, handles, and towel bars in the kitchen. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Add a little fun to the kitchen with the cheeky My Kids Inspire Me to Drink Dish Towel. The towel is 100% cotton and features a crisp white color and black lettering that reads, "my kids inspire me to drink." Towel is machine-washable and looks great hanging on hooks, dish racks or towel bars. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The sentiment of the Nobody's Perfect Except My Grandkids Dish Towel will speak to the heart of pretty much any grandparent. This 100% cotton towel is white with black lettering and reads, "nobody's perfect (except my grandkids)." This towel with a humorous twist is machine-washable for easy upkeep and it looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
A Day Without Coffee Is Like Dish Towel is a humorous way to share your love of coffee. Towel is made from 100% cotton and reads, "a day without coffee is like...just kidding, I have no idea" in black text. Towel is machine-washable for easy upkeep and looks great with other coffee décor or hanging next to the ever-important coffee maker. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Show off your resilience and your feisty nature with the I Won't Give Up But I May Cuss The Entire Time Dish Towel. This cotton towel has a white finish and reads, "I won't give up but I may cuss the entire time" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and makes a great addition to hooks, trays and handles in the kitchen. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Give your visitors a friendly and funny warning with the Crazy Never Takes A Day Off Here Dish Towel. This white cotton dish towel has a humorous phrase that reads, "crazy never takes a day off here" in black text. It is machine-washable and looks great hanging from oven and cabinet handles, hooks, and towel bars. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The Coffee Saves Lives Mostly Yours Dish Towel is a cheeky, humorous dish towel with a white finish. It is made from 100% cotton and reads, "coffee saves lives...mostly yours" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and looks great hanging on bars, handles, hooks or as a small placemat for your coffee maker. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Sometimes just getting through a day is an accomplishment and the I Didn't Lose My Shit Today! Notepad is a snarky reminder of that sentiment. This humorous notepad features white, shiplap-styled pages with the phrase "I didn't lose my shit today!" in black. Notepad has a magnetic hanger and 50 sheets of paper. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Are you at the difficult age in life? You know... Every age! Well, the I'm at That Difficult Age Notepad is the perfect reflection of this sentiment. This humorous notepad has a white shiplap background with black text reading "I'm at that difficult age." Small scroll designs accent the phrase and the notepad will be a fun addition to the office or home. This 50-sheet notepad has a magnetic hanger on the back and measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Add a fun little accent to the fridge or desk with the One Blessed Hot Mess Notepad. This notepad sports a white shiplap background with the phrase "One Blessed Hot Mess" in black text. The phrase is underlined by a hand-drawn-style stem with leaves. This 50-sheet notepad has a magnetic hanger on the back and measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Have a laugh with the funny The Good News Mini Notepad. This white shiplap styled notepad features black text reading "The good news is the kids are still alive." There is a small embellishment under the wording and a magnet on the back for easy hanging on the refrigerator or other metal items. Notepad measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Lean into the snarkiness with the Active Bitch Face Notepad. This humorous, edgy notepad has a white shiplap background with black text that reads "You should see my active bitch face." The words are embellished by small, hand-drawn style accents. The notepad has 50 sheets of paper and a magnet on the back for easy hanging. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Add a little cheeky humor to daily life with the Fun and Games Notepad. This 50-sheet notepad features a white shiplap background and black text reading "It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit." A small heart and arrow embellishment underlines the phrase and the notepad comes with a magnetic strip on the back for easy hanging on metal surfaces. This notepad makes a perfect addition to the fridge or will add a little humor anywhere you need to take a few notes. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Embrace the craziness of life with the humorous The Voices Aren't Real Notepad. This playful notepad has a white shiplap style background and black text that reads "Although the voices aren't real, they've got some good ideas." The phrase is framed on each side with a black star graphic for a cute detail. The notepad has a magnetic hanger and 50 sheets of paper. Hang in the kitchen for making grocery lists or use at the office to bring a little humor to your work. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Have a little more fun facing the challenges of adulting with the Big Girl Panties Notepad. This fun and snarky notepad features a white shiplap styled background and black text which reads "Things that require big girl panties." The phrase is accented by a hand-drawn style heart and spirals. The notepad has a magnetic strip for easy hanging on metal surfaces and makes a humorous addition to the kitchen or office. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide with 50 sheets of paper.
The Grading Papers Notepad makes a great gift for teachers – especially those with a sense of humor! This white, shiplap style notepad features 50 pages and reads "I have PTSD from grading papers." in black text. The magnetic hanger makes it perfect for hanging on the refrigerator at home or filing cabinets and metal desks at school or the office. Notepad measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Have a little laugh at the challenges of life with the Give God a Headache Notepad. This tongue-in-cheek notepad features a white shiplap background and black text reading "Sometimes I wonder if I ever give God a headache." The phrase has small, hand-drawn style embellishment underneath for a cute little accent. This notepad is great for hanging in the kitchen from the magnetic strip, or in the office, or anywhere you might need a fun accessory for jotting down notes. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide with 50 sheets of paper.
Every family feels a little crazy once in a while, right? Embrace the crazy with the Nice Normal Family Gingham Check Box Signs. This set of three box signs have teal plaid edges and a white background with three fun phrases about family. The small sign measures 4.75" square by 1" deep and reads "Crazy doesn't run in my Family It Sprints." The medium sign measures 5.25" square by 1.25" deep and states "In this Family we embrace the Crazy." The large sign measures 6" square by 1.5" deep and reads "As far as anyone knows we are a Nice Normal Family." These signs make a great addition to family rooms and dens or really anywhere you share with your crazy, loving family.
Share the love of friends with the playful, funny Friends Buffalo Check Box Signs. This set of three freestanding signs come in white and tan with buffalo check edges and three different humorous phrases about friendship. The small sign measures 4.75" square by 1" deep and reads "It's hard to find the perfect friend. My advice is...don't lose me!" The medium sign measures 5.25" square by 1.25" deep and states "Best friends forever because you already know too much." The large sign measures 6" square by 1.5" deep and reads "We'll be friends until we're old and senile. Then we'll be new friends." These signs look great freestanding or hanging and also make great gifts to dear friends.
The I'm Yours Blocks set is a lovely set of sitting blocks that pokes fun at love in a sweet way. These wooden sitters have a white finish with distressed edges and are .75" deep for sturdiness. One block measures 4" high by 3" wide and reads, "I'm yours – no refunds" in black script and text over a subtle pink heart. The second block measures 2" high by 7" wide and reads ,"You are my favorite - pain in the ass" in black script and text with two subtle pink hearts. The pink hearts on both signs wrap around the edges of the blocks. The last block is a heart-shaped cutout in white to contrast the pink hearts on white backgrounds of the other signs. This funny set of loving blocks is perfect displayed together or can be separated to spread the love around.